Can’t say I blame him. I’ve always meant to go myself. I want me a pot of gold.
An American tourist (what a surprise!) saw JC mugging it up on the Cliffs of Moher in County Clare.
“I definitely felt a divine presence,” Clifford told HuffPost Weird News. “To me, it was definitely a face, but I realize some people may interpret it differently.”
Clifford feels her training as a pilot has honed her vision and also taught her to be skeptical about what she sees, which is why she asked the folks around her their opinions of the cliffside Christ.
You can paper an outhouse with the amount of times you hear mention of how special civilian pilot training is, couldn’t you? JC knows how to be seen. He doesn’t need no amateurs making claims about where JC is vibin’ out. He wants qualified observers.
Clifford wants to make sure that no one can make claims that the photos have been retouched, so she is removing the disc with the photos from her digital camera so they can be saved as they are forever.
She has refused all attempts to touch up the photograph back in the United States, insisting she wants to maintain its originality.
JC likes paper qualifications. He accepts all kinds. Loons included. With their photo discs and their untouched up original digital photographs.
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Jesus would never abandon you! He was on vacation. He loves watching false profits wriggle in the wind.
Here he is waving from the apocalypse.
OK, he may be doing more giggling than waving, but who can blame him. He’s a joyous sort of fellow.
Everything didn't go quite as predicted....or did it? Depends on who you ask, I suppose.
JC will be back on duty as soon as he sobers up from Halloween. He’s going as John Holmes. What can I stay, those ‘stache guys all stick together.
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What a great book.
JC often shows up in popular culture. He’s a man of the people after all. His mother, on the other hand, is not as apt to make appearances. Sure, you see some bleeding statues and whatnot (here she tries to save Randy Marsh, everyone’s Father of the Millennium), but usually she keeps her work low-key.
Nevertheless, there she was with a cameo on Bones.
Two garbage men at a dump appreciate their new coworker, a garbage chick. One admonishes the other that God doesn’t appreciate lusty thoughts. He replies if God doesn’t want him talking like that, he should send a sign. They move to another bale of garbage and there’s his sign: a bloody outline of a woman in cardboard. They think it’s the Virgin Mary.
Bones and Booth arrive. Even Booth crosses himself. But Bones runs a quick chemical test: not a miracle, dried blood. The onlookers, which include a priest, watch as the team unbales the garbage. Inside the pallet they find a crushed, mushy, soggy body.
The characters, of course, identify a dead body (the show is called Bones, after all) and move on without considering the message. It’s really no wonder that the old lady showed up on Bones, which discusses religiosity in as much depth as any primetime police procedural is likely to.
I’m pretty sure Mary would side with Dr. Brennan. The Virgin is very pragmatic.
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JC cares about customer service, so it’s no surprise that you might find him on a feedback form from a Wal-Mart in South Carolina. JC also loves big savings.
You think that the three days was just a coincidence?
The face of Jesus Christ appeared 3 days later on their Wal-Mart photography receipt.
On the other hand, maybe that’s actually actor and human curiosity Vincent Gallo. He’s been known to do odd things. This wouldn’t be the strangest thing Vince has ever gotten up to.
Maybe it’s a crazy marketing scheme for La leggenda di Kaspar Hauser.
Perhaps it all links into Wal-Mart’s new streaming online movie services.
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JC apparently spent some time in North Carolina for the 4th of July weekend. Ten bucks says he needed to lay hands on one of those fools that are always trying to shoot bottle rockets out of their rear. (It’s called a bottle rocket for a reason, gentlemen. And not just because Rear Rocket doesn’t sound as good.)
A utility pole about a mile south of Kinston has attracted attention in the last week or so from people who say the kudzu clinging to it resembles the image of Jesus on the cross.
Kent Hardison goes by the pole every day on his way to work at Ma’s Hotdog House, about a 90-minute drive east of Raleigh. His first reaction, common here when it comes to kudzu, was to blast it with Roundup herbicide. But then he had second thoughts, according to The Free Press of Kinston.
“I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus,” Hardison said. “I thought, ‘You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.’”
I’m pretty sure JC can handle a spritz or two of Roundup. He may have said he was “the true vine” (Gospel According to John 15:1), but I don’t think he meant it quite so literally.
Of course, the author of that gospel was anonymous (and, at best, a third-party accounting). I think we know what that gets you.
Besides, kudzu is The Destroyer, The Suffocating Blanket, The Vine That Ate the South. The vines that get lopped off will attack you on the spot, then dig back in and get back to covering everything in sight. This krudzu behaviour would seem to muddle JC’s alleged comments in Chapter 15 of the GATJ.
On the other hand, maybe he was just out on a lark. He’s always making fun of that crucifixion business. Nice try, fellas, but JC ain’t going out like that.
Not to mention that the kudzu figure looks a little too hippy to be JC.
What say you, people?
- Kudzu JC in NC
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I know that, back in April of 2008, JC was doing spring break in Florida and came in on United to the Orlando International Airport. It doesn’t really surprise me that he would make a pit stop to make someone’s day at the Florida Hospital Medical Complex. (this info is covered verbatim in the video below)
A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.
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Witnesses said after a few hours, the image vanished.
Don’t think for a minute the timing of this was accidental. Right before taxes are due. JC knows what ails you, dude.
I’m sure he tried to keep it casual (i.e. out of the media), but celebs shine with their own light. People always notice these impromptu public appearances.
I say take the good pub when you can, because there’s always more than enough of the other kind.
picture credit: Lisa Kilian via Local 6 Orlando (clickorlando.com)
picture credit: Lorna via Local 6 Orlando (clickorlando.com)
JC looks pensive to me. He’s probably just tired from the flight to Orlando. I bet he had a few vinos on the plane. To settle the nerves. Air travel is a trying experience for the best of us.
It is also entirely possible that JC is crying. Crying because his PR peeps gave the OK for that picture of him hugging a child you see in the background. Given all the hubbub about clergy and children, perhaps JC thought that image just looked a bit creepy.
Maybe I’m just projecting.
JC loves you, man. But not in that way, you creep.
JC actually made it onto TV. CNN even.
Not a good job of keeping a low profile, sure, but JC was on vacay. Cut him some slack.
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JC likes cheese. Who doesn’t?
No surprise he might end up smiling back from your bowl of mac and cheese.
JC also likes to see other people’s renditions
I found a nicely done portrait, which apparently appeared on TV. JC loves TV!
For those of you who don’t recognize it, it’s a still from an episode of The Vicar of Dibley
Smile a little, bro!
NOTE: JC listens to you folks and he has a shout-out to the folks at Darkness Radio. JC heard you on June 3rd.
Yes, if you build it, we will worship. So, you cats need to get making your very own macaroni JC.
Early mornings are times to ponder stuff.
Doesn’t JC look cool when he’s deep in thought?
He must really like rain.
hmmmmmmm....are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Without closer inspection, a body might miss this one or take it for something else.
However, when analyzed face-to-face, you can make out the word “fay,” which we know is archaic English for “faith.” Also represented is a typical peace symbol to go with what we further recognize as hair-of-the-time for this youthful representation of JC.
This is JC’s expression through man (JEtM) more than it is the more heralded spontaneous imprinted soul image (SISI), but still exciting.
Those that have Borne Witness